My [MAMA LUIGI] don’t want none unless you’ve got [THE BAGEL], [YOSHI]
BACK FOOT OPEN
RUB RUB 7 DAYS
close enough haha
Super Metroid Gets Animated
Video by Dave Rapoza
There was a bounty hunter in the depths of space
And she could easily connect your stupid ass with your face
Her name was Samus Aran and she would destroy metroids
And when she wasn’t pissed off she was extremely annoyed
I LOVE SHARKS!!!!!!!!
I lost it at 0:21
my turnips are too strong for you, mayor
dELiA*s catalog, 1999
i cant even make it past the table of contents im laughing too hard
WHAT IS THIS BOOK!?!
It’s called “Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes: A No-Bullshit Guide to World Mythology”
By Cory O’Brien, and it looks highly entertaining. :D
Gilgamesh: THE ULTIMATE BROMANCE
Give it here, now.
Sweet Fluffy Gods why is there not an audiobook version?
I need to find this book.
The first time Iv’e wanted to read something since Metro 2033.
guys…look what we did :D
I want this book
OK STORY TIME I WAS BABYSITTING THIS 6 YEAR OLD BOY AND WE ATE POPSICLES, THIS WAS THE JOKE ON MINE AND I TOLD IT TO HIM, BECAUSE THATS WHAT YOU DO WITH JOKES AND SO LIKE A DAY LATER I GET THIS CALL FROM HIS MOM AND SHE SAYS “My son told me an inappropriate joke today, and he told me he got it from you” AND I WAS SUPER CONFUSED??? SO I ASKED HER WHAT THE JOKE WAS AND APPARENTLY HE SAID “how do skeletons communicate? They bone each other” I AM SO DONE